The Internet has changed everything. People will be discovered online. People buy music online. It's a completely different way to get entertainment.

I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

I have a ball - and it keeps my heart rate up. I get to wear fabulous clothes. I get to make people laugh. That's my core business, and that's where I'll always return.

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.

You have to think you're the greatest thing since sliced bread, but you have to know that you're not.