Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.

That's the Oscars for ya - you remember who was nominated, but you don't remember who won!

All these children [who did not have music and art classes at school] go out into the world without knowing that there is anything other than what they have. Of course, children do look at TV, but what does it give them?

I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

People have an obligation to live up to their potential.