I read a comment that made me think I should stop singing for a while. And I didn't want to stop singing, because it was the only thing I loved. At first I thought, "Maybe I'll get better and eventually please the person who wrote about my singing." But then I thought, "I probably will never please this person. I should just do what pleases me."

I celebrate everyone's religious holidays. if it's good enough for the righteous, it's good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.

In a marriage, you struggle and struggle and struggle, and then you realize that you have to ride the horse in the direction it's going. You stop trying to pull the reins in another direction.

Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.

If you're passionate about something, then you should pick up your flag and run with it.

As you age, feelings do diminish.

Here I am, one of the most colorful women of my time - if not of my block - being made to sound positively legumelike in printed interviews.