The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.

I don't need anyone to write me a show in my style, I would like to do a show in a style that wasn't my style, because that's the only way I can grow up and grow out.

I do look upon all of life as an episode - which is why the people around me are probably on guard!

I have a ball - and it keeps my heart rate up. I get to wear fabulous clothes. I get to make people laugh. That's my core business, and that's where I'll always return.

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

before one actually visits them, everyone tends to think of their favorite countries as one grand Disneyland filled with national monuments and historical treasures conveniently laid out for easy viewing, when what they really are filled with, of course, is people going to work, laundromats and places to buy rat poison.

You have to think you're the greatest thing since sliced bread, but you have to know that you're not.