It's been phenomenal, but everybody keeps congratulating me on my resurgence and my big comeback. I haven't been away, guys. I've been working steadily for the last 63 years.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

You know what the problem that animal activists sometimes have? They only concentrate on the heartbreaking things to the point where the general public thinks, 'Oh, here comes those animal folks again and I'm going to hear all the things I don't want to hear.'

We laugh a lot. That's for sure. Sure beats the alternative, doesn't it?

Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think.

Literally it’s the precise moment when dog doo turns white, but in general it refers to the type of person you don’t want to share your hoogencogles with.

Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks.