It's been phenomenal, but everybody keeps congratulating me on my resurgence and my big comeback. I haven't been away, guys. I've been working steadily for the last 63 years.

Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks.

The audience today has heard every joke. They know every plot. They know where you're going before you even start. That's a tough audience to surprise, and a tough audience to write for. It's much more competitive now, because the audience is so much more - I want to say sophisticated.

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It's that simple.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

I know unless I'm true to myself I couldn't be happy. Too much emphasis is placed today on externals and too little on character.