Of course, nobody's tearing my door down. If you're successful you're going to intimidate and scare off the people you'd like to spend time with. They're not going to approach you. And the ones who do are often there because you are a celebrity.

I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don't get it don't know about it.

So much of the humor on new sitcoms plays to the lowest common denominator. Wit isn't nearly given as much attention as slipping on a banana peel. So much of the writing is so coarse, so obvious that it doesn't provide a shock, never mind a laugh. What makes something funny is alluding to it without laying it out explicitly. You let the audiences fill in the gaps and that's where the laughs come.

I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time.

All creatures must learn to coexist. That's why the brown bear and the field mouse can share their lives in harmony. Of course, they can't mate or the mice would explode.

I've enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.

The film industry gives you the opportunity to meet interesting people.