The writers are the stars of every really successful sitcom.

I really don't care with whom you sleep. I just care what kind of a decent human being you are.

Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts.

Humor is like music. It's a rhythm, and you just kind of get the rhythm of it, and you have to know not to let the beat go too long, but to leave a beat in there for it to gel.

When I realized I could use Facebook as a way to communicate directly with my fans, I thought it would be a great idea.

A lady likes to be complimented on her looks, her eyes, her figure. But the personality comments are much appreciated.

I'm not into animal rights. I'm only into animal welfare and health. I've been with the Morris Animal Foundation since the '70s. We're a health organization. We fund campaign health studies for dogs, cats, lizards and wildlife. I've worked with the L.A. Zoo for about the same length of time. I get my animal fixes!