A lady likes to be complimented on her looks, her eyes, her figure. But the personality comments are much appreciated.

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

It’s [old age] not a surprise, we knew it was coming – make the most of it. So you may not be as fast on your feet, and the image in your mirror may be a little disappointing, but if you are still functioning and not in pain, gratitude should be the name of the game.

I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don't get it don't know about it.

I've enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.

During the Depression, my dad made radios to sell to make extra money. Nobody had any money to buy the radios, so he would trade them for dogs. He built kennels in the backyard, and he cared for the dogs.

Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods.