People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

If you call me a comedian I will be very grateful. I will thank you profoundly. No, I love doing comedy. It's fun once in a while to do a serious part but I really enjoy doing comedy because I love to laugh.

I had to make a major decision with myself because I just don't think you can do both: try to have a baby career and raise it and have a baby baby and raise it. And to try to do justice to either one. It was a very conscious decision on my part not to have children - which I have never regretted.

You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal.

We laugh a lot. That's for sure. Sure beats the alternative, doesn't it?

I don't care who anybody sleeps with.

I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time.