I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time.

I don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.

I don't seem to require a lot of sleep. I just - if I get four, five good hours, I'm fine. But sleeping is sort of dull. There's a lot of other good stuff that you can do without just lying down and closing your eyes.

It's your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don't take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver.

Having a live audience makes a world of difference to the acting. It keeps your timing sharp. When something doesn't work, the actor can sense the reaction from the audience and quickly move on.

I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It's that simple.

The writers are the stars of every really successful sitcom.