I'm not into animal rights. I'm only into animal welfare and health. I've been with the Morris Animal Foundation since the '70s. We're a health organization. We fund campaign health studies for dogs, cats, lizards and wildlife. I've worked with the L.A. Zoo for about the same length of time. I get my animal fixes!

I'm wearing a put together from a little shop that I favor called The Back of My Closet.

I don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.

People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

I have the backbone of an eel.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

I always tape my Christmas show in advance. That way I can spend the season of joy and goodwill with my only sister in Florida. She’s kinda a creep but she’s got a pool.