I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It's that simple.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

I have the backbone of an eel.

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

I've always had a bawdy sense of humor. My father was a traveling salesman and he would bring jokes home. He would say, "Honey, you can take this one to school, but you can't take that one to school."

It's your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don't take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver.

You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal.