Having a live audience makes a world of difference to the acting. It keeps your timing sharp. When something doesn't work, the actor can sense the reaction from the audience and quickly move on.

Retirement is not in my vocabulary.

We laugh a lot. That's for sure. Sure beats the alternative, doesn't it?

I don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.

I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time.

I love words. Sudoku I don't get into, I'm not into numbers that much, and there are people who are hooked on that. But crossword puzzles, I just can't - if I get a puppy and I paper train him and I put the - if all of a sudden I'd open the paper and there's a crossword puzzle - 'No, no, you can't go on that, honey. I'll take it.'

When you start explaining why something's funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness.