I don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.

Of course, nobody's tearing my door down. If you're successful you're going to intimidate and scare off the people you'd like to spend time with. They're not going to approach you. And the ones who do are often there because you are a celebrity.

I think a lot of people like hidden-camera shows where they think they're spying on somebody who doesn't know they're looking at them. And nobody takes it seriously - you either enjoy it and get a laugh out of the reactions or not.

Literally it’s the precise moment when dog doo turns white, but in general it refers to the type of person you don’t want to share your hoogencogles with.

I really don't care with whom you sleep. I just care what kind of a decent human being you are.

Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods.

I stayed in show business to pay for my animal business.