I don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.

I really don't care with whom you sleep. I just care what kind of a decent human being you are.

Those that just talk are also the ones that say, 'Why don't they do this?' and 'Why don't they do that?' Well, they're they. We're all they, and we can all do a little something.

I think everybody needs a passion. Whether it's one passion or a hundred, that's what keep life interesting.

When I started in television, it was brand new. It was the miracle over in the corner of your room. Now the audience has seen every story line. People have heard every joke. They can predict the plot almost before a show starts. That's a hard, sophisticated audience to reach.

There is no fool like an old fool.

I stayed in show business to pay for my animal business.