I don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.

Humor is like music. It's a rhythm, and you just kind of get the rhythm of it, and you have to know not to let the beat go too long, but to leave a beat in there for it to gel.

I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time.

Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods.

I think it's your mental attitude. So many of us start dreading age in high school and that's a waste of a lovely life. 'Oh... I'm 30, oh, I'm 40, oh, 50.' Make the most of it.

I think a lot of people like hidden-camera shows where they think they're spying on somebody who doesn't know they're looking at them. And nobody takes it seriously - you either enjoy it and get a laugh out of the reactions or not.

Wilderness is harder and harder to find these days on this beautiful planet, and we're abusing our planet to the point of almost no return.