It’s [old age] not a surprise, we knew it was coming – make the most of it. So you may not be as fast on your feet, and the image in your mirror may be a little disappointing, but if you are still functioning and not in pain, gratitude should be the name of the game.

I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don't get it don't know about it.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time.

The thing that I love about television there are no more than two or three people watching you at a time. If there are more than two or three people in a room they're talking to each other, they're not listening to you.