Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks.

I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time.

I'm just happy as a lark having a good health. People say are you thinking about retiring, I don't have time to think about retiring.

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

The writers are the stars of every really successful sitcom.

During the Depression, my dad made radios to sell to make extra money. Nobody had any money to buy the radios, so he would trade them for dogs. He built kennels in the backyard, and he cared for the dogs.

I've always liked older men. They're just more attractive to me. Of course, at my age there aren't that many left!