Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts.
I really don't care with whom you sleep. I just care what kind of a decent human being you are.
A good friend of mine was Lucy Ball. Her mother and my mother were best friends.
Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.
Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think.
I love straight-face comedy or relatively subtle comedy. And then I turn around and I find myself doing very broad comedy but it's all fun and you have to keep your sense of humor and not take yourself seriously.