I'm blessed with good health for which I'm deeply grateful, so for that reason, I feel so good. Everybody else is far more excited about the 90 than I am.

People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

Why retire from something if you're loving it so much and enjoying it so much, and you're blessed with another group of people to work with like the gang on 'Hot in Cleveland?' Why would I think of retiring? What would I do with myself?

I always tape my Christmas show in advance. That way I can spend the season of joy and goodwill with my only sister in Florida. She’s kinda a creep but she’s got a pool.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods.

I don't care who anybody sleeps with.