If you get into a Broadway show and it doesn't work, you're a failure. And if it does work, you may be stuck for who knows how long. It just doesn't sound great to me!

I always tape my Christmas show in advance. That way I can spend the season of joy and goodwill with my only sister in Florida. She’s kinda a creep but she’s got a pool.

Those that just talk are also the ones that say, 'Why don't they do this?' and 'Why don't they do that?' Well, they're they. We're all they, and we can all do a little something.

A good friend of mine was Lucy Ball. Her mother and my mother were best friends.

Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.

My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'

You don't luck into integrity. You work at it.