When I'm around animals, I don't pay attention to people.

When I realized I could use Facebook as a way to communicate directly with my fans, I thought it would be a great idea.

I think the best kind of comedy is the least self conscious. I think if you just sort of let the comedy happen without the elbow nudge, did you get it, did you get it. I love straight face comedy or subtle - relatively subtle comedy.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

Literally it’s the precise moment when dog doo turns white, but in general it refers to the type of person you don’t want to share your hoogencogles with.

Don't try to be young. Just open your mind. Stay interested in stuff. There are so many things I won't live long enough to find out about, but I'm still curious about them. You know people who are already saying, 'I'm going to be 30 - oh, what am I going to do?' Well, use that decade! Use them all!

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it