I know unless I'm true to myself I couldn't be happy. Too much emphasis is placed today on externals and too little on character.

I always tape my Christmas show in advance. That way I can spend the season of joy and goodwill with my only sister in Florida. She’s kinda a creep but she’s got a pool.

Of course, nobody's tearing my door down. If you're successful you're going to intimidate and scare off the people you'd like to spend time with. They're not going to approach you. And the ones who do are often there because you are a celebrity.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

I really don't care with whom you sleep. I just care what kind of a decent human being you are.

The writers are the stars of every really successful sitcom.

If you have one good series, you know, it's a blessing. Two good series is unusual. Three is a phenomenon.