As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not ready for this level of oral hygiene.

Still, I never really mind bad service in a restaurant. It makes me feel better about not leaving a tip.

I really enjoy going to a library and spending the day doing research - to me that is the most pleasurable part of writing the science book.

... it occurred to me that never again would he be seven years, one month and six days old, so we had better catch these moments while we can.

I could spend my life arriving each evening in a new city.

The average Southerner has the speech patterns of someone slipping in and out of consciousness. I can change my shoes and socks faster than most people in Mississippi can speak a sentence.

Most big companies don't like you very much, except hotels, airlines and Microsoft, which don't like you at all.