Deny your emotions and act like you have answers

I do enjoy them. I get to meet the next generation of comics and help them out. Big comics doing small shows was something that used to happen a lot more back in the day. I wish there was more of that.

D.C.'s always had a great scene.

I think it gets uncomfortable when you try to act like you didn't just tell a joke that bombed.

I gotta be honest with you. Im kind of jealous of the way my dad gets to talk to my mom sometimes. Where are all those old-school women you can just take your day out on? When did they stop making those angels?

I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously. I'm good flying up to four hours, but anything past that, I want to kill myself.

When I watch 'Breaking Bad,' my stomach is in knots.