Deny your emotions and act like you have answers

Working on the Dave Chappelle show was amazing.

You wanna know how you know you're informed as a protestor? They don't show your interview on TV.

Everyone should just drive out to the Mojave Desert and just experience it, and it's a fun place to live.

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.

You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one of the few things in my life that I knew I was going to be able to do, and I also felt as though I'd be able to do it the way I wanted to do it.

Patrice O'Neal is the best comic I ever saw.