I was certified to take x-rays, but you can't just show up and start cleaning people's teeth.

I'm one of those guys where you know, I'm 23 years into this and I love the road more than ever and rather than whittling down my schedule to just play the major cities, I've actually expanded the amount of places that I go to because I want to see a bunch of stuff. You know, plan it as I can while I'm still young enough to travel.

I have this weird sort of Gemini thing where I can really be empathetic and a loving person. But if you piss me off, I can be one of the meanest, most sadistic people.

If this goes into sweatshop labor, I'm quitting this podcast.

I keep doing specials because I think there are a lot of people who make movies and TV who are fans of comedy - if they start to like you, they'll get a project going and call you in.

I don't think people know what hygienist means.

I'm not going to lie. I am a psycho. Luckily, I get most of it out on stage.