I was certified to take x-rays, but you can't just show up and start cleaning people's teeth.

I do my podcast on Mondays for a specific reason. A lot of people go to work and don't like their jobs. If you give people something to laugh about, it's good.

Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.

If you get a chance to go outside of the country, you start examining where you're from and some of the thought processes. Like when I finally got away from the east coast for a while, and I came back there was just this underlying anger that I never noticed before, because I was born there and just dropped right into it.

What would you rather be? 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28-year-old lizard?

It's a whole new world as far as getting a show on the air. There's good things and bad things.

Animated program was definitely a different process but it was fun though, it had elements of doing my podcast where we were all in a booth with microphones joking around and stuff. It was definitely a fun process.