I was certified to take x-rays, but you can't just show up and start cleaning people's teeth.

Carnegie Hall is as good as they say it is. It's not like Stonehenge which looks great in books but then you go there and it's a pile of rocks next to a highway. There's actually a highway right next to it, but you don't see that in pictures.

Podcasting is great. Total freedom.

If you're away from your house for a month, by the time you come back there's someone else living in it.

Being a comedian is an incredible thing, but it can be scary sometimes.

There's no "brothers" when it comes to white people. We are just complete individuals. We don't care about each other. He's not my brother; my brother lives in Ohio - I don't know that guy.

I just do my act. If people in England don't get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it.