There is no reason to hit a woman. And I was just like, really? I could give you, like, 17 right off the top of my head.
Bill BurrThink about the amount of crap the US has done! Between slavery and the genocide of the Native Americans - if any of that had been filmed like [Adolf] Hitler, we'd never live it down.
Bill BurrI used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don't. The misery will come. The misery will find you.
Bill BurrI don't mind either one [crowd that is more willing to interact or crowd that's more ready to just watch]. Both of them are forms of listening to what I'm saying so I can't ask for any more than that.
Bill Burr