D.C.'s always had a great scene.

Business runs hot and cold so the more you're in charge of your own destiny, the better off you are.

You have no idea how long a year is until you’re stone sober.

Comedians have the ability to feel other emotions.

My favorite part of podcasting is running my mouth for an hour. The only time I dont like it is when Im off. Then that hour feels like a day and a half.

I'm one of those guys like whatever the situation is, as long as people are cool and everybody is trying to be funny, I have a good time.

I loved the [English] countryside. I went to John Bonham's grave.