D.C.'s always had a great scene.

[Nazi] copied stuff from us for their "final solution" but we get to walk around like we're the good guys.

I do enjoy them. I get to meet the next generation of comics and help them out. Big comics doing small shows was something that used to happen a lot more back in the day. I wish there was more of that.

I actually had the urge to elbow an elderly lady today.

Michael Price is the showrunner so nobody works harder than him.

I was certified to take x-rays, but you can't just show up and start cleaning people's teeth.

You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one of the few things in my life that I knew I was going to be able to do, and I also felt as though I'd be able to do it the way I wanted to do it.