When I was coming up the DC Improv was considered the best Improv out there. It's always been high quality stuff coming out of there.

I was painfully shy when I was younger but at some point you've gotta grow up. I think the genius in the man-boy thing is you tap into a woman's motherly instincts.

You know what a cubicle basically says? It basically says, like, 'You know what? We don't think you're smart enough for an office, but we don't want you to look at anybody.

Nothing worse than when a 6 acts like a 10.

I actually had the urge to elbow an elderly lady today.

It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there. Out of nowhere comes this speeding camouflaged golf cart and this guy starts yelling at me, 'What do you think you're doing!' The guy wrote my name down and began to follow me before I got really scared and took off as fast as I could.

It’s been a dream to work with Netflix because they don’t have any pressure from advertisers.