When I was coming up the DC Improv was considered the best Improv out there. It's always been high quality stuff coming out of there.

As a big music fan, England is an amazing place to go.

You wanna know how you know you're informed as a protestor? They don't show your interview on TV.

My dad was a dentist but I wasn't a hygienist. I assisted my dad.

I don't feel like it's a wasted vote because I think it encourages more people like that to run. I vote for the candidates that aren't bought and paid for like the Clintons.

God's everywhere, but I gotta go down (to church) to see him? Really? And he's mad at me down there, and I owe you money?

I was a feature one time and they gave me host money. When I called to complain the guy goes "no you didn't feature, you co-hosted". He literally invented a term so he didn't have to pay me. And obviously that check bounced!