When I was coming up the DC Improv was considered the best Improv out there. It's always been high quality stuff coming out of there.

I am so pro-swine flu it's - it's like ridiculous.

Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.

I enjoy collaborating with other people.

There are no winners in this election [2016]. I paid attention to it for about two months and then it just started to depress me. At least Hillary's [Clinton] a politician, but the fact that you've got a guy from a reality TV show! I have to say, out of everything I've ever watched in sports - the greatest comebacks ever - watching [Donald Trump] get the nomination for the Republican Party is the most astounding thing I've ever seen.

I've had a great time on the road, I would say shooting guns with a silencer in Jacksonville, Fla.