My dad was a dentist but I wasn't a hygienist. I assisted my dad.
Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?
My parents have a ridiculous work ethic; my dad just works, works, works, works, works. I think it would be hard to find a guy who's logged more hours than that guy.
Michael Price is the showrunner so nobody works harder than him.
Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.
For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.