My dad was a dentist but I wasn't a hygienist. I assisted my dad.

You have to understand how bad I wanted to be a comedian, how much I loved doing it. I still can't believe I get to do this for a living and have people come up and want to see me.

What would you rather be? 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28-year-old lizard?

I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously.

Like most comics, I tried to come up with a sitcom idea that was based around my life. And it didn't work out. But maybe because it didn't work out, that's why I ended up on 'Breaking Bad;' I don't know.

I think it's a privilege to be able to fly to somewhere where people want to see my show.

I couldn't trash [Adolf] Hitler enough. Poor bastards, they make all these contributions to the automotive industry, aeronautics, space - but you pick one wrong guy and it's all out the window. They're never gonna live that one down.