What would you rather be? 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28-year-old lizard?

And Donald Trump? That man literally has people shouting the n word at his rallies and he doesn't address it, which is astounding to me. He's a terrible person.

I have this weird sort of Gemini thing where I can really be empathetic and a loving person. But if you piss me off, I can be one of the meanest, most sadistic people.

There is no reason to hit a woman. And I was just like, really? I could give you, like, 17 right off the top of my head.

There's a big thing right now with people using stand-up as a scapegoat. People think comedians have the power to change someone in an hour. If we had that ability, the art would not be legal. It would too dangerous.

I'm one of those guys like whatever the situation is, as long as people are cool and everybody is trying to be funny, I have a good time.

My dad was a dentist but I wasn't a hygienist. I assisted my dad.