What would you rather be? 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28-year-old lizard?

I heard a quote once in a documentary about a band that said you're better off owning everything 100 percent and selling 20,000 copies of an album than signing with a record company and selling a million copies. There has never been a truer statement about show business than that.

It's better to just plough ahead. And if I say something they don't get, I just make fun of myself for assuming that everybody knows everything about where I live.

God's everywhere, but I gotta go down (to church) to see him? Really? And he's mad at me down there, and I owe you money?

Ric Flair is the greatest guy ever. He just wants to hang out, have a beer, and tell stories. He's the coolest. I've never met The Rock though.

When I was coming up the DC Improv was considered the best Improv out there. It's always been high quality stuff coming out of there.

I cannot believe that [Donald Trump] is actually in the debates.