The only time I get sick of making people laugh is when I'm in a non-writing-joke mode, and I just can't seem to come up with anything new that's funny. That's a tough place to be as a comedian.

Do you know how many times a week people ask me why I'm yelling?

Pitbulls are like a gun you can pet.

You have to understand how bad I wanted to be a comedian, how much I loved doing it. I still can't believe I get to do this for a living and have people come up and want to see me.

Business runs hot and cold so the more you're in charge of your own destiny, the better off you are.

I keep doing specials because I think there are a lot of people who make movies and TV who are fans of comedy - if they start to like you, they'll get a project going and call you in.

I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in.