If you're away from your house for a month, by the time you come back there's someone else living in it.
Bill BurrFor aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.
Bill BurrLet's go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you're thinking.
Bill Burr