You have no idea how long a year is until you’re stone sober.

It's a whole new world as far as getting a show on the air. There's good things and bad things.

Surround yourself with positive people. Also, be a positive person. Root for people. Somebody else's success is not your failure.

You know what a cubicle basically says? It basically says, like, 'You know what? We don't think you're smart enough for an office, but we don't want you to look at anybody.

There is no reason to hit a woman. And I was just like, really? I could give you, like, 17 right off the top of my head.

I think it's a privilege to be able to fly to somewhere where people want to see my show.

I have to make small adjustments, but I can't change too much. If I'm worrying about that stuff too much then the show isn't as funny.