I'm not going to lie. I am a psycho. Luckily, I get most of it out on stage.

I gotta be honest with you. Im kind of jealous of the way my dad gets to talk to my mom sometimes. Where are all those old-school women you can just take your day out on? When did they stop making those angels?

I am so pro-swine flu... I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the weak.

I bet The Walking Dead gets really low ratings out in Montana, just because all they need to do is look out their f-king window, am I right?

I'm one of those guys like whatever the situation is, as long as people are cool and everybody is trying to be funny, I have a good time.

I loved the [English] countryside. I went to John Bonham's grave.

I have to make small adjustments, but I can't change too much. If I'm worrying about that stuff too much then the show isn't as funny.