I'm not going to lie. I am a psycho. Luckily, I get most of it out on stage.

I love my dog. I hate bankers. I have issues with women. In my head, I’m a great guy.

When I was coming up the DC Improv was considered the best Improv out there. It's always been high quality stuff coming out of there.

I was in NYC during 9/11; it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, but it took about 10 days and comedy clubs were packed.

There's no "brothers" when it comes to white people. We are just complete individuals. We don't care about each other. He's not my brother; my brother lives in Ohio - I don't know that guy.

Oh look, an ATM! Ok, here we go! I lost all my money, now what do I do? Get a gun! Rob a casino! Good idea! Look at all the lights! This is beautiful.

It's a whole new world as far as getting a show on the air. There's good things and bad things.