I loved the [English] countryside. I went to John Bonham's grave.

If you're on social media as a performer you can tell. If you don't get any Tweets you know it's bombed. I can pretty much gauge how it's doing by comparing the reception to shows I've done that have actual ratings.

I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don't. The misery will come. The misery will find you.

There is no reason to hit a woman. And I was just like, really? I could give you, like, 17 right off the top of my head.

It's just if one person says anything it becomes click bait and then they start talking about the comedy climate which is hilarious, so no. You know what it is? People are adults and they know they're at a comedy show but every once in a while somebody isn't an adult and then for some reason, you know, it's lazy reporting. They're trying to create this thing that isn't happening. It's not like people go in there and are just sitting with laptops open getting ready to blog about every stupid joke.

If you're away from your house for a month, by the time you come back there's someone else living in it.

The whole city [Manchester] just a real rock music vibe. It reminded me a lot of where I'm from.