I loved the [English] countryside. I went to John Bonham's grave.

I think it's a privilege to be able to fly to somewhere where people want to see my show.

It's a whole new world as far as getting a show on the air. There's good things and bad things.

I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in.

You have no idea how long a year is until you’re stone sober.

The first guy who got Aids was a French flight attendant. How you like that Frenchie! You know when I come back and run for office, that may be the one that comes back and haunts me.

I keep doing specials because I think there are a lot of people who make movies and TV who are fans of comedy - if they start to like you, they'll get a project going and call you in.