Podcasting is great. Total freedom.

I was certified to take x-rays, but you can't just show up and start cleaning people's teeth.

When I watch 'Breaking Bad,' my stomach is in knots.

Everyone should just drive out to the Mojave Desert and just experience it, and it's a fun place to live.

I wasn't the good looking guy, I wasn't the hot chick, I wasn't the fat guy, I didn't have a catchphrase, I didn't wear a silly hat. I was just trying to improve as a comedian.

If you get a chance to go outside of the country, you start examining where you're from and some of the thought processes. Like when I finally got away from the east coast for a while, and I came back there was just this underlying anger that I never noticed before, because I was born there and just dropped right into it.

I keep doing specials because I think there are a lot of people who make movies and TV who are fans of comedy - if they start to like you, they'll get a project going and call you in.