Michael Price is the showrunner so nobody works harder than him.

I think it's a privilege to be able to fly to somewhere where people want to see my show.

There's a big thing right now with people using stand-up as a scapegoat. People think comedians have the power to change someone in an hour. If we had that ability, the art would not be legal. It would too dangerous.

I heard a quote once in a documentary about a band that said you're better off owning everything 100 percent and selling 20,000 copies of an album than signing with a record company and selling a million copies. There has never been a truer statement about show business than that.

I'm not going to lie. I am a psycho. Luckily, I get most of it out on stage.

Once you do a joke and it works it's only good for so long, like shooting fish in a barrel.

I think I know how to raise a kid. You just play catch with 'em. You just talk about life, and you distract them by throwing the ball. They don't even notice that you're filling up their heads with your theories.