Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into.
As a big music fan, England is an amazing place to go.
Don't be a jerk to other comics and don't let the business beat you down, stay positive and if you work your ass off you're going to get somewhere.
Pitbulls are like a gun you can pet.
Gold diggers are the wife beaters of men!
When I was coming up the DC Improv was considered the best Improv out there. It's always been high quality stuff coming out of there.