[I'm] more German than Irish.

I have this weird sort of Gemini thing where I can really be empathetic and a loving person. But if you piss me off, I can be one of the meanest, most sadistic people.

I used to always work in, like, warehouses, because if my boss gave me a rough time, I could just get on a forklift and just, like, drive away from him.

I don't mind it. I just space it out. Every other week I go out. I used to get some time to myself but I've been pretty busy lately. But I've had it the other way, where I'm staring at the phone waiting for it to ring, so this is definitely better.

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.

I love my dog. I hate bankers. I have issues with women. In my head, I’m a great guy.

I enjoy collaborating with other people.