I'm a standup comedian who gets to act. I'm never going to not do standup. I love doing it and when I go through periods where I'm doing a lot of acting work, I still do standup.

My dad was a dentist but I wasn't a hygienist. I assisted my dad.

I think I know how to raise a kid. You just play catch with 'em. You just talk about life, and you distract them by throwing the ball. They don't even notice that you're filling up their heads with your theories.

Everyone should just drive out to the Mojave Desert and just experience it, and it's a fun place to live.

I'm not easy to live with. My wife is a saint.

For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.

I've had a great time on the road, I would say shooting guns with a silencer in Jacksonville, Fla.