My favorite part of podcasting is running my mouth for an hour. The only time I dont like it is when Im off. Then that hour feels like a day and a half.

When I was coming up the DC Improv was considered the best Improv out there. It's always been high quality stuff coming out of there.

Think about the amount of crap the US has done! Between slavery and the genocide of the Native Americans - if any of that had been filmed like [Adolf] Hitler, we'd never live it down.

There is a very difficult period in a comedian's career - it's that window of time where you're good enough to draw tickets but nobody knows you yet.

What would you rather be? 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28-year-old lizard?

Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into.

Ric Flair was so big I heard about him. I've read his autobiography and all that. He's huge.