God's everywhere, but I gotta go down (to church) to see him? Really? And he's mad at me down there, and I owe you money?

As a big music fan, England is an amazing place to go.

Working on the Dave Chappelle show was amazing.

For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.

Think about the amount of crap the US has done! Between slavery and the genocide of the Native Americans - if any of that had been filmed like [Adolf] Hitler, we'd never live it down.

Everyone should just drive out to the Mojave Desert and just experience it, and it's a fun place to live.

Oh look, an ATM! Ok, here we go! I lost all my money, now what do I do? Get a gun! Rob a casino! Good idea! Look at all the lights! This is beautiful.