God's everywhere, but I gotta go down (to church) to see him? Really? And he's mad at me down there, and I owe you money?

Everyone should just drive out to the Mojave Desert and just experience it, and it's a fun place to live.

[I'm] more German than Irish.

What would you rather be? 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28-year-old lizard?

I've had a great time on the road, I would say shooting guns with a silencer in Jacksonville, Fla.

God's everywhere, but I gotta go down (to church) to see him? Really? And he's mad at me down there, and I owe you money?

The first guy who got Aids was a French flight attendant. How you like that Frenchie! You know when I come back and run for office, that may be the one that comes back and haunts me.