God's everywhere, but I gotta go down (to church) to see him? Really? And he's mad at me down there, and I owe you money?

I cannot believe that [Donald Trump] is actually in the debates.

I don't feel like it's a wasted vote because I think it encourages more people like that to run. I vote for the candidates that aren't bought and paid for like the Clintons.

I'm one of those guys like whatever the situation is, as long as people are cool and everybody is trying to be funny, I have a good time.

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?

If you're on social media as a performer you can tell. If you don't get any Tweets you know it's bombed. I can pretty much gauge how it's doing by comparing the reception to shows I've done that have actual ratings.

It's a blue-collar city [Manchester] that's transitioning into a white collar place and people are getting priced out.