The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the sixties I tested everything.

The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the sixties I tested everything.

The most important question regarding Big Data at almost any company is: How much are your customers really worth?

You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show you the New York Yankees.

People are too hung up on winning. I can get off on a really good helmet throw.

Kids don't learn the fundamentals of baseball at the games anymore.

I was always matching wits with authority. Pondering over my past and present hassles, I began to wonder why my life had taken the direction it had. What cosmic forces had led me to this precise moment that saw me, once again, dancing on the rim of the volcano? The answers started to come to me as my life flashed before my eyes. I think it all started when I was arrested as a pyromaniac.