The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he's going to be.

The only rule I got is if you slide, get up.

You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show you the New York Yankees.

The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he's going to be.

You have only two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and the right controls the left half. It's a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds.

Baseball is a lot like the Army, there aren't many individuals. About the only difference is that baseball players get to stay in nice hotels instead of barracks.

People are too hung up on winning. I can get off on a really good helmet throw.