But isn't there something wrong when I'm the only guy in the country that got fired for 9/11?
Bill MaherPeople like the Mormons and the Scientologists, who I think should combine and make a Mormontologist because what they believe is just so out there it's just laughable.
Bill MaherYou know, if you're an American and you're born at this time in history especially, you're lucky. We all are. We won the world history Powerball lottery...
Bill MaherFame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool.
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