Doctors said that the test most commonly used to screen for colon cancer doesn't go far enough. They're recommending a procedure that involves photographing the entire colon. I say, don't vie CBS an idea for another reality show.
I never hear terrorists say 'Merry Christmas,' only 'Allahu Akbar'.
One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
I think the news people no longer have any idea of what covering the news is.
Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you
Yes, in baseball when the team stinks, you fire the manager. But you don't fire him because it rains. And you don't let the opposing team choose a new manager for you. And you don't fire him between innings. And replace him with a Viennese weightlifter.