Meat is dirty. I wouldn't touch a hot dog without a condom on it

I don't respect religon. I don't respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.

Let's be honest, half the marriages end in divorce. For me, it's never made much sense. I have a girlfriend and I'm not interested in anyone else, but I still wouldn't want to bring the federal and state government into my life.

It just seems like the culture war is over, and the gay kissers won.

If you're living hand-to-mouth, and still buying into the con that the big threats to America are socialized medicine, Mexican immigrants and tax increases, then you're not being kept down by the rich. You're being kept down by you.

Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has a pack in his back, my answer is, if someone was feeding him answers, couldn't they be able to feed him better ones than he came up with?