The car bomb was fertilizer, gasoline, fireworks and propane tanks...still safer than a Toyota.
Bill MaherAmericans are gluttons. We shop with forklifts. We have a holiday where we stuff food into other food. Our strippers wrestle in Jell-O, where other countries have to use mud.
Bill MaherThere are two things that you have to lie to get through. One is politics, and the other is marriage.
Bill Maher