Rick Santorum has come out against contraception and against college. He wants us literally to be f**king stupid.

No politician is perfect. But in every election in your life, there will be one choice that is better than the others. Go out and vote for that one.

New Rule: You're never going to pick up women at a coffee shop pretending to be working on your laptop. You don't look like you're sensitive, you look like you're homeless.The last guy to pick up a chick with an Apple was Adam. And when you sit across from another dateless loser with a laptop, it still doesn't look like you're working--it looks like you're playing Battleship.

Republicans have become the party of red, white and blue rose colored glasses. By drowning out criticism with USA! USA!, they prevent this country from healing itself where it needs healing, and that is the opposite of Country First.

People have romantic notions about television. In the highest realms they think it's some sort of art medium, and it's not. Others think it's an entertainment medium, it's not that either. It's an advertising medium. It's a method to deliver advertising like a cigarette is a method to deliver nicotine.

I'm just honest. They [asians] don't want to see black people generally in their movies.

All I did was tell the truth. That's is what the whole show is about! And if Politically Incorrect has to go down for it, so be it!