Well, I hate to tell youbut if you have a flu shot for more than five years in a row, there's ten times the likelihood that you'll get Alzheimer's disease.
Bill MaherWhen you look at belief in such things - as do you go to heaven, is there a devil - we have more in common with (Muslin countries) Turkey and Iran and Syria than we do with European nations and Canada and nations that, yes, I would consider more enlightened that us.
Bill MaherBut isn't there something wrong when I'm the only guy in the country that got fired for 9/11?
Bill MaherTiger Woods apologized to the three women in America he never got around to sleeping with.
Bill Maher