Mitt Romney was attacking Obama about our failing education system. He has a point. We are graduating millions of people in this country who are so lacking in basic analytical skills, they are considering voting for Mitt Romney.

I said something recently about how the president [Barak Obama] should stop trying to placate the crazies and the right wing and the Republicans and stand up for the 70 percent of Americans who are not insane and stand up for the people who actually voted for you. That hit a real nerve.

My father said, Bring along your best girl. This is something you say to a pimp!

Catholicism has changed tremendously in recent years. Now when Communion is served there is also a salad bar.

I think the funniest stuff comes from the heaviest stuff.

You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.

Tt just seems to be human nature to seem to want to posit in another human being, qualities that you must know, in part of your mind, that human being couldn't possess because you don't possess.