When I was 5-years-old, I knew who Khrushchev was.

Thanks [Donald] Trump for exposing evangelicals as 'shameless hypocrites'.

The only silver lining I can find is that British accents aren't sexy anymore.

People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They're DEFINITELY GAY!!

Rand Paul and Chris Christie both said vaccinations should be a choice, not a government mandate. Because when have Republicans ever told people what they could do with their own bodies?

I like groaning. That means that you're not pandering to their already settled prejudices.

Why are the patriots the ones who don't want to spend money on trains?