We don't do sensible things. This is America.

Gingrich is the "foremost intellectual" in the Republican party like Gene Simmons is the foremost intellectual in "Kiss".

Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.

There's a phrase we live by in America: "In God We Trust". It's right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.

The difference, I think, that matters is which of the religions are dangerous. They're all crazy, but which ones have the potential to turn that into death. In that area, I think we have to worry the most about the Muslims and the Christians

New Rule: This Valentine’s Day Americans must remember that politicians are like a box of chocolates. We bite into them to find out what's on the inside only to discover that Democrats are too often soft and gooey and Republicans are mostly nuts.

Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?