Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?

We've created over 200,000 jobs every month this year. Hasn't happened in 17 years. I guess my first question is, when do the Republicans stop calling it 'Obama's economy'?

I understand we're on our way to being a Third World country. Could we just stop at 'Second World' before we get there?

Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we're someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.

And he said that 47%-that's pretty high-47% of Americans are basically welfare bums who are mooching off the government. And then he said, 'My job is not to worry about those people.' You know, where do people get this stuff that Mitt Romney is a heartless, calculating c**ksucker?

I hate religion. I think it's a neurological disorder.

I love Jesus. I just don't like the Christians who don't believe in what he says.